fartgallery:

I SPENT 6 HOURS MAKING THIS BALLOON PIT AND IT DOESNT EVEN WORK

theywillliveagaininfreedom:

Stop.

tramampoline:

kaimitch:

rurone:

justjasper:

siamese cats getting really fucking distressed at their owner being in the shower

“Operation: Save the human from the loud spraying water box of death” is my favorite thing

cats that actually say meow

ohhh my gooood

iristheflower:

“YOU CAN’T SPELL YAOI WITHOUT YAO xDDDD!!1!”

stepchildofthesun:

crystalmeowth:

whorem0anz:

My dog looks like a fuzzy penis. That is all, bye.

i sat here laughing for like ten minutes

I almost had a heart attack last night while my husband and I were lying in bed reading and his entire body starts shaking. I’m all ARE YOU OK ARE YOU HAVING A SEIZURE ARE YOU CRYING WHATS HAPPENING

and then i realize he’s just laughing hysterically- so hard that he CANT MAKE NOISE

And I go: Are you thinking about that damn penis dog again?

him: *silent nodding while he claps like a retarded seal*

unironicgoth:

HE TALKED TO ME

as-adorable-derps-do:

j-wolf-harding:

demons:

The immediate reaction of German POWs upon being forced by the US Army to watch to the uncensored footage of the concentration camps shot by the US Signal Corps.

People often forget that most of the German troops had no idea about what was going on, they weren’t all fanatic Nazis bent on genocide, they were just regular soldiers who answered the call when their country went to war.

^ This

Not everything ends. Not love. Not always.

shamusiel:

SEND ME A  ♪ I WILL PUT MUSIC ON SHUFFLE AND GIV E YOU A SONG AND MY FAVORITE LINE FROM IT

tomato-box-faeries:

educate yourselves

dirklookingatjakesass:

arsenic—-katnep:

ccin:

shmookazoo:

calliotp:

trickster-karkat:

eba124izzy:

gamzeehonkhonk:

calliotp:

fool-of-skaia:

gerommey:

gideonpines:

kochamura:

SO VANELLOPE IS MY PHONE BACKGROUND…………

vanellope egbert

i have arrived

omg someone make a karkat ralph i cant sprite

CG: I’M GONNA WRECK IT

somebody make gamzee turbo 

TuRbO tAsTiC :o) 

(i cant pixel im sorry)

wait so who’s fix it felix??

I Believe I Can Fix This

Flattery will not charge these batteries.

OMG

i’ve been scrolling down my dashboard for nearly an hour jUST TO REBLOG THIS 

theglowpt4:

url

u r l

u are l

You Are L

overnight-shipping:

I cant breathe

really… KRANKENWAGEN? I cant understand why its so funny.